Evil Empire

Me: Yankee fandom

Droid: Tanker random

Go New York, Go New York, Go

  • Me: knocks
  • iPhone: Knicks

iPee

Me: iTunes

Droid: Urines

Smarter than the average bear (Submitted)

Me: yogi

Droid: tofu

That guy's no good

  • Me: fuck
  • iPhone: Rick

Sleeps with the Fishes

Me: Mafia

Droid: Nadia

Remember? [Submission]

Me: skanks iPhone: Alamo

Venting

  • Me: Venti
  • iPhone: Vent

Status

  • Me: Baller
  • Blackberry: Ballet