Eye Phone [Submission]

  • Me: iphone
  • Blackberry: I phone

Officer and a Gentleman? [Submission]

  • Mom: not sure if I'll be done with tramps
  • Me: tramps?
  • Mom: oops, grampa

Stalker

  • Me: facebook
  • iPhone: ravenous

New Slang

  • Dad: Gravies!
  • Dad: Gracias. Stupid spell checker. Although gravies is kind of fun.

Say No to Drugs

  • Me: Dayquil
  • iPhone: Fatally

You know I dont speak Spanish

  • Me: Week
  • iPhone: El

Damaged Goods [Submission]

  • My Sister: Hahahaha
  • iPhone: Baggage
  • via @angelinacho

Lots O' Luck

  • Me: Joe
  • iPhone: Lot

Come on, Eli

  • Me: interception
  • iPhone: intervention