Evil Empire

Me: Yankee fandom

Droid: Tanker random

iPee

Me: iTunes

Droid: Urines

Smarter than the average bear (Submitted)

Me: yogi

Droid: tofu

Sleeps with the Fishes

Me: Mafia

Droid: Nadia

Remember? [Submission]

Me: skanks iPhone: Alamo

Eye Phone [Submission]

  • Me: iphone
  • Blackberry: I phone

Condiments [Submitted]

  • Me: Fuckin
  • iPhone: Dijon

Id do anything for love, but I wont do that

Me: quiznos
iPhone: quickie

No Fun

Me: Epcot

Phone: Pepco

sometimes it is kind of slow

Me: emails

Droid: snails